15 - Wishes

"If you had three wishes, what would they be?"

If I had three wishes what would they be? Hmmmm.... first is that I wish I was always lucky. Who wouldn't want to right? Think about it. What would happen if you we're always lucky? Everything would suddenly be right in front of you. If you're hungry, someone would just suddenly come in front of you and give you gourmet food. All the women would fall in love you. You'll always get the job you wanted. Everyone will be praising you. You'd always win the lotto. You could even be the president of the world! The possibilities are endless if your always lucky my friend! Just think about it. Look at how many good things would happen to you. YOU ARE THAT LUCKY!

My second wish would be to have the ability to have control over jizz. Once again, think about it. Controlling somebody's jizz. You'll just go, "jizz your pants!" and that person would suddenly wet himself/herself. You could even use it for self defense! Imagine your robber uncontrollably jizzing himself. He won't have the energy to even runaway. You could turn the tables around, you're gonna be the one robbing him! Oh the possibilities! What if superheroes and supervillains were also real and you're was controlling jizz. You'll be unstoppable! You'll be stronger than any other superhero or supervillain. Beating the hulk would be as easy as opening an egg! Just imagine it, the hulk jizzing himself and then slowly turning back to human. Not only that, every girl would want to be with you. That I don't need to explain.

My last wish which is kinda cliche but is still wise is to wish for more wishes. I don't need to explain this one anymore. It's pretty self-explanatory as to why I want 3 more wishes.