Babysitting, it's harder than you think it is. Babies poop and cry, and they poop and cry. But most of all they poop and cry. When you feed them they poop even more. That's exactly what happened when my mom asked me to babysit my baby sister. I was 10 and she was 3 years old when it happened.
It was on a Saturday night. My mom had to go to some fancy party. She asked me to babysit my baby sister for the night. If you're wondering where my dad is, he was on duty at his office. So it was just me and my sister who was left at home. Everything was going great. She was just sitting quietly sitting in front of the TV watching Spongebob Squarepants while I on the other hand, was busy playing computer games. Then she got hungry. She politely asked me to cook her food. Since I was still a young whipper snapper, I just gave her milk and cereals instead. After my sister finished eating, I took the bowl, washed it, and then went back to the computer to play again. 10 minutes later, my sister started to cry, I didn't know why. I keep asking her what the problem is but she kept crying like Chewbacca when he saw Han Solo Frozen in carbonite. In other words, she was talking gibberish. And then I smelled something weird. it smelled rotten eggs and vinegar shoved in a sweaty fat man's posterior. I'm just exaggerating. It wasn't shoved into a sweaty fat man's ass. It was shoved into something far worse than that. Just kidding. I peeked into my sisters diapers, lo and behold, a squished poop said hi to me. I didn't know how to change diapers so she started pulling my hair. We ended up crying and shouting in the house for over three hours until my mom came home. After that I went back to playing the computer.
Lesson for that day: Learn to change diapers. It will be a life saver in the future. Especially if you're living with one of those monstrous abomination, the baby.